hittin' the gravel - motel review two

wall i wanna do is sleep. so fucking tired. couldn't even see last night by the time i started typing.

but this morning, i feel great.

sheraton read house, chattanooga,tn:

+8 point for the bed (firm yet tender)
+0 point for the staff (saved to nothing by this morning's room service guy)
+1 point for the food (tasty)
+1 point for wireless internet (freeing)
-1 point for how it just stops working occassionally (annoying)
-1 point for bar closing a ten (boring)
and
+1 point for the shower head (thumping)
+1 point for convex shower curtain rod (roomy)
+1 BONUS POINT for no leakage (warm and dry)
-1 point for wasting my time with a pointless welcome voicemail (my rate's $300/hour, bitches)
-1 point for view of a wall (what city is this?)
-3 points for showing how much i've been spoiled by my jobs (excessive)

+1 point for proximity to the choo-choo (chugga-chugga)

TOTAL: SEVEN POINTS
this will be the best place i sleep until my car is no longer serving as my closet and living room.

and wait...

-7 points for no fucking towels (sopping)

TOTAL: ZERO POINTS
fuck them.
but still, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
but still, fuck them.