sound comes from televisions on thanksgiving - vindaloo-style (LATE EMAIL TRANSCRIPTION)

and so it goes that i have done a bit more knobbing. this time of the hob- variety, but still with the twisting of them.

new show.
sundance channel.
iconoclasts.
i did episodes 2 and 3 - this thursday (thanksgiving) and next.
they will air repeatedly on the old sundanceroo.
check your local listings.

ep. 2 features tom ford and jeff koons.
ep. 3 has brian grazer and sumner redstone.

these were the first two episodes that were shot for the series and, immediately after we finished them, the director was fired. so i guess they might not be all that strong. my guess has little to do with the fact of his firing – i was there.

watch tv around the fire with your family on thanksgiving, all bloated with indian food, and flip to the sundance channel so you and all the little ones can watch tom and jeff basically discuss sex for an hour.

i won’t be watching it because i am isolated in the northwoods cabin of my forebears surrounded by a herd of angry horses... they want our pumpkin pie, i think, but each time i throw it at them they just get more angry. we are boarding up all the windows and i am sending this email from my satellite-phone. if anyone gets it, they should call the vermont state police and let them know about all the horses. there must be at least five of them.

i’m planning to beat the beasts back with a turducken drumstick in the morning so i can go snowboarding tomorrow and then i’ll come back for eating and stuff, but you can watch tv.

watch the preview here...
http://www.radicalmedia.com/newwork/?show=23-iconoclasts
...if you want.

oh, and if anyone has any ideas for me – like job offers or house-sitting gigs in exotic locales – please let me know as i’ve reached my annual crossroads.

basting,
joshua c. cole

ps- happy thanksgiving. put on some weight. insulate yourselves.