can you believe it!?
my little blog is number 13 in a yahoo search for "males being jacked off."
it's hard to understand why, but who cares? i'm celebrating regardless.
i am in love with stat-counter for showing me that someone linked to my blog from that magical search for handjobs on the internet. and guess where this little visitor came from... fort dodge, iowa! that's where fort dodge laboratories is based, and fdl are the pharmaceutical geniuses behind my 1995-6 narcotic delerium. that's right, ladies and gentlemen, the origin of feline-grade bottles of ketamine-hydrochloride is the same as that of handjob web-searchers who end up reading about my fucking life in red stick.
speaking of my life, wow! it's boring here.
i have absolutely nothing to report about my job aside from that we're back at it, loafing is not allowed in these parts (by law), there was a dude riding supine in the back of a u-haul, stop drop and roll doesn't work in hell was a bumper sticker, and i still haven't been paid a dime, but i do get to go home for the coming weekend - totally broke.
also - may have box seats to LSU football via the lovely and helpful BR native sarah-jane, who wouldn't wish my predicament (being here at all) on anyone.
NEW SAYING:
evacuated to baton rouge
like "up shit creek" or "gone to hell" or "totally fucked" just more evocative.
it's hard to understand why, but who cares? i'm celebrating regardless.
i am in love with stat-counter for showing me that someone linked to my blog from that magical search for handjobs on the internet. and guess where this little visitor came from... fort dodge, iowa! that's where fort dodge laboratories is based, and fdl are the pharmaceutical geniuses behind my 1995-6 narcotic delerium. that's right, ladies and gentlemen, the origin of feline-grade bottles of ketamine-hydrochloride is the same as that of handjob web-searchers who end up reading about my fucking life in red stick.
speaking of my life, wow! it's boring here.
i have absolutely nothing to report about my job aside from that we're back at it, loafing is not allowed in these parts (by law), there was a dude riding supine in the back of a u-haul, stop drop and roll doesn't work in hell was a bumper sticker, and i still haven't been paid a dime, but i do get to go home for the coming weekend - totally broke.
also - may have box seats to LSU football via the lovely and helpful BR native sarah-jane, who wouldn't wish my predicament (being here at all) on anyone.
NEW SAYING:
evacuated to baton rouge
like "up shit creek" or "gone to hell" or "totally fucked" just more evocative.
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