got drunk last night

it was kind of to celebrate that i'd finished the first draft of the dead people film, but mostly because i could and this cute bartendress was offering up a fine dark rum that, rumor has it, was kept in the bacardi family's private stock for a while. i got home at like 4 something and then henry, my boss, called me at 9 and asked if it was too early and i said yes and he told me to make the dead people thing funnier and i told him to write me an email.

i went back to sleep and then at 9:40 henry called again and said something about one of our comedy shows. i have no idea what it is that he said but i wrote it down, told him to write me an email and turned off my phone. back to sleep. alarm went off at one, turned on phone and went back to sleep. phone again at 2:30 and it was jena from tahoe. i got excited enough to remove my "quack off, i'm sleeping" sleep mask and get out of bed because, in three days... i'm going to tahoe!

IN OTHER NEWS

tax refund checks came in. no other cash in sight.

can't decide what kind of car to rent in tahoe - a town car or a ford escort.

ex-girlfriend kissed me last night while her date was in the bathroom.

maybe a navigator with dvd and playstation?

ABC news says we're running out of soldiers.

i'm a soldier.

"spanking is god's will" according to these people.

i need an intern.

the CHP is in some heavy shit with these freeway shootings, "a fixture of life."

my doctor will be disappointed with my relaxed approach to rehabbing my knee.