still collecting money for doing nothing - plus... FREE NACHOS!

so i'm back at it again. this time i'm importing CD audio and converting the sample rate. for each hour of time here, i spend about two minutes on the job. and that is exactly what is expected. if the boss walks in and i'm on the phone, yammering about my drunken misadventures, i just wave and he waves back. if he sees me making a paper airplane, he comments on its design and my execution. of course none of this actually happens because i'm the only person here. i have an entire floor of the Brill Building to myself, some pretty sweet amps, a high-def TV, a bunch of leather couches, decent nachos, and one huge problem: the adapter cable that hooked my computer's music up to the mixer is missing! who moved it? what's the deal? where the beats at?

and now, a half hour later, i've got one.

and now i will rock.

and that whole text message transcription thing, that might happen too.