i'm straight

i'm certainly, well, maybe i'm stoned. i'm not "straight" in the traditional jonathan richman, modern lovers way, but if i'm at a party, and you're a boy, and you start making out with me, and i say, "I'm straight," it means that i'm not gay.

that's all.

that's it.

how difficult is that to understand.

also, Comedy Central loves me.

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