i'm certainly not johnny...

i'm straight.

i saw jonathan richman play to a mid-size house in athens georgia last year. i love him. and my friend lisa turned me on to him and the lovers at some point. she's amazing for that. and also for the sublime singalong we had in my car and other things like santa barbara and how we miraculously and somewhat disappointingly never slept together.

i also kinda knocked her out once. she was the second girl i did that to.

my parents helped out with the aftermath.